What day is it?

May 23, 2008.

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Got this text message from my ex a few minutes ago: IS IT UR BDAY?

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Making it look you forgot the day just makes you look forgetful, and not the day forgetable. It is that easy.

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Trying to get even is the alter ego of revenge sugarcoated in the principles of equity and justice. It is also the brother-in-law of bitterness.

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You just couldn't resist greeting me, the most annoying way still accepted. Thanks!