Loud and Clear

why would a person want to shut a noisy person up?

simply because he couldn't hear his own noise!

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why would a person want to clear his throat when there was nothing there?

because it was easier than to clear his head, when there was also nothing there!

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why did the squealer tell all to his master?

because the dog could not bark at his own tree!

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we make the loudest noise when we don't know it, like when we snore as we sleep.

so tell it to me again that silent water runs deep.

because the deepest of water is clearly useless when it's polluted!